May 2013
138 posts
epiicer:
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
“I am consistently drawn in, and consistently disappointed, by bio-novels about...”
– The Museum of Unhappy Women by Janet Potter (via millionsmillions)
“Just because you don’t say much doesn’t mean people don’t notice you. It’s...”
– Amy Efaw (via wryer)
bon-bon:
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
